I’m sick of everything being about her. She can’t pet me as much as I deserve because of something about “problems with my hands”. Uh, that’s a YP, not an MP. And I’m going to bite someone if I have to hear “I’ve been petting you so long my butt went numb” one more time.
Oh, and while I’m at it, all of you bloggers who supposedly like me soooo much? I haven’t received even one banana tree yet. I expected to have a forest of bananas by now. This is your last warning before I give you the Bunny Butt.