Amananta has a wonderful post up, Simple Rules for Women to Follow to Avoid Trouble. Be sure to read it ASAP.
I hope she doesn’t mind, but I’m adding my own suggestion to her list. My suggestion is illustrated, to help us smaller-brained women comprehend the rules.
Rule #11: Always walk behind the man you serve. Following this rule accomplishes two things: it shows your man that you respect his superior mind and worth, and it shows the world that you embrace your subservient position.
Oh, cheer up. The servants have to walk behind you!
A lovely variation on the rule! Walk behind the man, but with head bowed passively. Wonderful!
When the pregnancy is over, immediately step back behind him and assume your correct position.